siapa start dloo

who start first!!!

siapa yg mulakan dloo sesuatu perhubungan..dak laki ato dak pompan miahahaha
gwa citer ader sbb..ianyer mengenai seorang kawanku...miahahaha
gwa pon x mo sebut saper namernyer
kalo gwa sebut abes satu dunia miahahaha
tp kiter kene chill aiite....

jadi saper yg start first!!

pompan r slalu start first yer x!!
menurut buku mun keng(my coursemate) body language for dummies
mengatakan..in a relationship women will show the signal first ngahahah
ader betol...
betol3..aku ler saksinyer
but boys always doesnt get the signal
x au r bwat2 bodo
ato memang dorang x au signal itu miahaha

slalu signal apekah yg diberikan oleh pompan
ntah aku pon x au...
xper nah mengalaminyer miahaha
tp gwa nyer kawan..
sedang mengalaminyer

td dier tanyer:

paez(bkan namer sbnor): camner nak ayat pompan???sms ekr
saufi ahmad yg terulung: aper barang sms...bende depan mater...

lalu saufi ahmad yg berotak kosong ni pon menasihati kawannyer

saufi ahmad si otak kososng:  ko kene pandai curik peluang
paez si bendol: camner nak curik peluang
saufi ahmad si otak kososng: ko cber berbual ngan dier time dier keseorangan
paez si kontolnyer ireng: bual pasal aper
saufi ahmad si otak kosong: u r almost there..wahai paez si kontolnyer ireng...bual jer r paper pon...


perbulana terhenti disitu...

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susah memang susah..kalo watnyer dirijek..ajer giler...wat kawan aku slamat berjaye..u r almost there...
saper pon start dloo..x kesah r..yg penting cuber sehabes baek...

kontolnyer ireng adelah bahase jawe yg bermaksud miahahahaha...

tempat lepak anda

let list ur top 8 web pages that u always visit...ayuh

no 8 saufiahmad.blogspot.com

chek if there is any feedback and read my entri over and over miahaha..x malu..tp pdulik per...

no 7 jiwang.org

inilah tempat lepak pertame gwa..gwa dah lepak kat sini sejak pom 2 laie..miahaha lamer x..skang dah 7 tahun dah lepak kat jiwang..dan still lepak...sampai lebam...segala rantaian jiwang aku lepak..torrent.jiwang.cc...dan sbgnyer....jiwang adelah satu namer beso kat mesia...saper2 x pernah g..g ler...

no 6 youtube

utube adelah satu tempat lepak..dimana perlbagai video disajikan miahaha..bak kater singh...lepak kat fb kiter akan borink..lepak kat fs n my space kiter akan bosan gak..lepak kat maplay pon akan bosan..even lepak ngan ko pon akan bosan..but utube never been boring...wtf...tp aku layan r..

no 5 4 shared

macam bdokan..tp korang kene paam line kat sinih...nak torrent x leh...nak ares ker aper pon x leh..so kene r..direct donlod...so 4shared adelah tmpat yg biase aku lepak tok carik lagu2 terbaru...

no4 photomalaysia.com

skang memang slalu lepak sinih..usha teknik terbaru..xtvt terbaru dan gadjet terbaru...x leh x bukak seari..mesti nak bukak...kpader sesaper yg nak menceburi bidang fotografi slalu la lepak sinih..blajo la dgn otai2 kat ner..dorang ikhlas membantu..jgn belajor ngan orang bagak otai dah la...tp aku pon blajo dari sinih gak..belajo pelan2 yerk

no 3 flickr

ni ler tempat yg slalu aku menghabiskan maser bersamer...tgok gambo orang komen gambo orang...blajo tentang gambo..miahahahah...syok ooo tgok gambo yg lawo2 neh...smgt membara tok meniru dgn gayer sendiri miahahhaa...memang besh lepak sinih

no 2. facebook

aku pon x au aper aku wat kat sini..tgok gambo orang...tgok orang...tgok gambo sendrii...men kuiz...komen mengomen..dah tu jerk..tp ia masih mengasyikkan tok melepak bersamer...

no 1 google.com

membuat assingment dgn beliau..merayau2 dgn belaiu...dan macam2 lagi dapat dilakukan bsame belaiu...malah kalao nak wat duet pon leh ngan beliau..miahahah...google adelah teman setie anda dimana anada berada...

:::keharokkan apekah yang terjadi::::

senyum2
ia telah dinilai berdasarkan google chrome sayer k

If tomorrow never come!

kalau nak kater kalau...babi pon leh terbang miahaha..kalau nyer pasal

If I were a month, I’d be August.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 6-7pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Earth. 
If I were a sea animal, I’d be Shark. 
If I were a direction, I’d be south.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be coffee table.
If I were a liquid, I’d be semen. 
If I were a gemstone, I’d be topaz.
If I were a tree, I’d be the cactus.
If I were a tool, I’d be scicoors.
If I were a flower, I’d be vanda.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be the sunny day.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be piona.
If I were a color, I’d be very white and green(light green).
If I were an emotion, I’d be selambe yaya.
If I were a fruit, I’d be the apple
If I were a sound, I’d be the jazz. 
If I were an element, I’d be water.
If I were a car, I’d be Audi A6.
If I were a food, I’d be sambal belacan n teggiri jeruk.
If I were a place, I’d be party.
If I were a material, I’d be plastic.
If I were a taste, I’d be Spicy.
If I were a scent, I’d be Boss miahahaha. 
If I were an object, I’d be underwear.
If I were a body part, I’d be the mouth.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a moncongkan mulut.
If I were a song, I’d be kanye west through the wire           
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be puma
If I were a boy ,I'd be beyonce knowles
If I were you,I will pray you just like who u are....bebelit!!!

marah

marah saper x marah..
cakap r korang x pernah marah...
ader yg nak kene marah
kalo cakap
dalam idup dier x pernah marah miahahha

marah adelah satu perasaan normal
marah lah kamu..kalo nak marah
kat aku x kesah..
macam aku kesah kalo kene marah...

tp marah kenelah di controll
marah yang x dicontroll tu lah masalah
kalo x dicontroll maka jadilah amukkan
dendam dan segala bende yg jahat..

satu citer yg besh mengenai mengawal kemarahan adelah ini

dalam satu peperangan saidina Ali r.a telah berjaya menumpaskan seorang musuh...nak ditusuknyer pedang tuh pader musuh...dan belum sempat nak distusuk pedang tuh..si musuh meludah ke muka saidina ali r.a...marah bukan kepalang...kalo kiter mungkin kiter dah cincang sehingga lumat musuh berkenaan..tp saidina  ali tidak menghunuskan pedangnyer...musuh bertanyer..kenaper...saidina ali berkata...aku x akan membunuhmu kerana kemarahanku...

pergh pawer giler dier kawal kemarahan dier..hebat2...
dan gwa kalo marah gwa akan makan...tido...dan membuat bende bodoh..spt berdiri dgn satu kaki..miahahhaa
x pernah plak gwa menulis blog neh dalam keadaan yg marah..kerana..keadaan yg marah akan mengeruhkan lagi keadaan..
jadi kepada anda yg diluar sane..jagalah hati...

::::keharokan apekah yang berlaku:::

marahkan nyamuk kelambu terbakor...

maulidur rasul

i insist to write this entry in English...hehehe

haaa maulidur rasul kembali...ingat lagi dloo maser kecik2..maulud adelah ahri yg besh pasal cuti
tp cuti bkan bermakne leh tido sampai tgh hari
kat johor besh mauludnyer
walaupun x der perarakan sejak berdekad-dekad lamernyer(x kecoh pon dan x pulak dipolitikkan miahahha)
tp maulud disambut penuh meriah
diisi dgn pelbagai xtvt kerohanian....
spt berzanji(kalo bab bzanji orang johor r yg beshnyer miahaha)
berzanji sampai 13 rawi pon steady laie...miahahaha
aku pon terel per berzanji...
soh r try lagu per pon gwa leh bawak..maihaha

ingt lagi dloo..
kalu maulud neh dah cam ari rayer..
pagi2 kene kejut dek mak...
kene g mesjid...
pdahal g mesjid bkan kene wat per pon
soh makan n dengor ceramah...
tp biasernyer ceramah tu diabaikan...
orang2 tuer jerk dgo ceramah
bdak2 g makan

aper yg beshnyer pasal makan ialah
orang2 johor dari kecik dah diajor tok berkongsi makanan
biasernyer maulud makanannyer dihidangkan dalam dulang
biasenyer nasi briani r...(perghhh sedap syall..bak kater lokman kalo peserai briyani matsyah)
ini bertepatan ngan sunnah Rasulullah s.a.w

makanan untuk seorang cukup untuk 2 orang dan makana untuk 2 orang cukup untuk 3 orang dan seterusnya...


lepas tuh kat mesjid tuh memang meriah giler r...tyme tu r ramai peniage..
ingat lagi dloo lepas makan
kiter berterumbe(men kejor2) ngan kawan
dah penat g kat mak pak yg tgah dengor ceramah mintak dwet..
pastuh bli air...n gler2 kapas(heaven2)

pastuh ader satu taun tuh yg bagi ceramahnyer noh gadut..
mufti johor r tyme tuh
yg terkenal ngan penyampaiannyer yg menjerit2 danmemekik2 miahahaha
so ramai laa yg datang dan mesjid tuh akan menjadi ramai orang datang..

tp biler dah meningkat remaje...
kene gak pakse dek mak gi...

mak: P g la mesjid jom..g dgo ceramah..kalo x nak dgo ceramah pon gi la makan...

ngahahaha mak aku memang sngaje soh aku pergi spayer smgt tuh x pudar...smgt cintakan Rasulullah s.a.w..bkan aper kekadang tuh ceramah dier masyukk..sedih pon ader...menginsafkan...kiter neh manusia..cepat lper...jadik kiter perlu diingatkan dari taun ker taun...hinggalah dalam liang kubur skali pun kiter masih diingatkan tentang bbraper perkara..spt...ma rabbuka dan sbgainyer..

dah 3 taun aku x sambut maulidur rasul kat johor...mmg rindu r kat makanan dalam dulang,ceramah n berzanji...bkan aper makan dalam dulang neh besh...ader skali tuh kat kedah(mtrk) maser tuh ader r makan dalam dulang..ramai kawan gwa yg geli katernyer nak makan dalam dulang...ktorang(dak2 johor) selamber yaya jerk bedal sehingga menjilat lantai laei...

aper pon kalo kiter cintakan Rasulullah s.a.w adelah dgn kiter mengikut sunnah baginda..berselawat ke atas baginda..x perlulah berarak tok menunjukkan rasa sayang kiter pada Rasulullah s.a.w. cukuplah dgn mengikuti sunnah dan berselawat...

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Sesungguhnya Allah dan para malaikat-Nya bersalawat (memuji dan berdoa) ke atas Nabi (Muhammad s.a.w). Wahai orang-orang yang beriman bersalawatlah kamu ke atasnya serta ucapkanlah salam dengan penghormatan. [Al-Ahzab: 56]..salam maulidur rasul

hols report

what happen during my cny break...arghh only two days of my break i stayed at my home..miahahah...the rest jalang2..miahahaha

so what im doing...

arrived at home that thursday..night having a movie..percy jackson and the bloodiful what ever ntah...then jumaat...hari for beribadat miahahha...so stayed back at home..have a perfect dinner with mak n abah n izzat...

n then go to KL to attend apes punyer keje kawen...

first go to umah kak ngah...makan2 kenyang before go to putra court jalan ipoh umah along.where we  stayed there for 2 days...yeaa sonok...it was fun..meet the hayqal n ayesh...











then on monday we going back to jb...leteyhnyer...seb bek x jam

pastuh on tuesday n wednesday. i have a reunion..sedebal gath at bp..went to bp and then budin aka skall coffin melayanku bak raja miahahaha...

we have ftsal for 2 hours..wtf..nak patah kaki...

n the next day go to spore..patah kaki blom sembuh dah g spore...miahahahaha...but have a real fun there...yeeehaa...sonok...




cmer gambar hiasan miahahhaha

n the rest have a family day..lepak2 n have a great tyme with my family...arghh a 10 days hols never enuf miahahhaa
back to my institution(can mention the name because of the security reason miahahahha)

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miss my old day hair miahahaha...botak2 ni macho tp x besh r macho miahahaha

throwback

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in, the city of angels
Lonely as I am, together we cry

I drive on her streets 'cause she's my companion
I walk through her hills 'cause she knows who I am
She sees my good deeds and she kisses the windy
Well, I never worry, now that is a lie

RHCP-under the bridge...
terbaekk!!

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ok finally hols come to end...sungguh puas...can't wait for next break...got somethin to throw back...to kiren sorrry i can't have a night at ur bungalow miahahaha...
to all who knoe kiren...jom..come to kiren's bungalow...dah siap daaaa

first

who start first...flying start..men or women??ngahahahhaha....

talk show

arghh it like a decade since the last post...
pffft~ bz bz bz bz...
during hols my schedule are pack like shit!!

thousand of story want to tell but...
malas malas mals...miahahahha

everyone like to watch talk show rite..
 what is fucking talk show???

talk show is a programe conduct by a celebrity discuss about this shit thst shit and ya it's fun yeaa
saufi ahmad love to watch talk show
miahahaha
macam pondan r sker tgok talk show..

ooo hello(gayer gedik)
talk show not for girls only k...
even daniel ocean(the famous thief in the world)
crying watching oprah miahahaha(ocean's thiteen) miahahaha

let me list 5 my fav talk show miahaha

no 5.......WHI...

wanita hari ini ni talk show ker...miahahaha..teeet...tp aku sker menengoknyer

no 4...the oprah winfrey show

just love the determination and spirit show on the show...we all love oprah rite miahahaha because u can stand a chance to win IPod miahahha

no 3... martha stewart

love the creativity and the cooking things..the decoration thing and the bottom line we just love martha..but martha like an ego old woman...rite...but we just love martha...yeaaa

no 2 ....rachel ray...

every day every morning before have a breakfast..i'll on the tv and watch this bloody show..love the animal part and the cooking part miahahah...cam pondan...miahahhaa..simple cooking for heavy meal...

no 1.....Ellen Lee DeGeneres


i just love her show..i watch twice a day..in the morning n in the evening...she's just fun and i dun knoe i just love this ellen...Ellen rulessss!!



allen joining the american idol judges...keharokkan akan terjadi!!!

愉快的月球新年

~生活是不可能的没有种族主义者… 但是i信仰某天莫名其妙地那里将是天没有我是感恩的在马来西亚住这里…的种族主义者 要做的得到的很多事 需要艰苦两次工作然后其他 但是我爱马来西亚 因为它教我什么都不可能容易地得到。 u can' 甚而t发现所有正义 但是我仍然爱马来西亚 腐败发生 但是我仍然爱马来西亚


我吃nasi lemak 但是我恨对makan suap 但是我仍然爱马来西亚 一旦我战斗与这个人… 一个人与 另外文化,种族… 但是我仍然爱马来西亚 我爱我的兄弟和姐妹 即使他们有另外肤色战斗我们是正常的 作为兄弟姐妹 将有每次战斗的微笑 但是它不合理… 对于我们,如果兄弟和姐妹有nasi lemak我们有简单的水早餐不是我们为什么分享喜悦。 不是我们为什么分享相似性


什么他们有,并且我没有。 是他们OKU=orang kurang upaya 无论如何。我爱马来西亚它怎么是…. 并且我希望那里将将停止此的人 并且将有我得到nasi lemak的时间,并且我的兄弟太得到了nasi lemak… 新年好…


~keharokkan apekah yang terjadi~
i don know how it sound...but i hope u all will understand...happy chinese new year to all of ya...


xin nien kuai le...gong xi fa chaiiii~

away for a few day

ok tomorrow will going to s.alam...
keje kawen..
then g setapak
keje kawen..
n then zoo negara..
outing with hayqal n ayesh yeaaaaa...
my 500d already ready for this..
sonoknyerrr...

n then tuesday n wednesday..go to bp
meet the sedebals...

then thursday..spore with kirento marcell<<
if not..thursday still spore day but without kiren marcell..

n then jumaat..sleep till death
sabtuday n ahaday...???

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it hurts when u ask me to shut mu fucking blog..u fucking old man miahahaha

Mr T n Mr P


who are they...
let me introduce u
to Mr T n Mr P

mr t first....

 
in this Mr T

 
This is mr P

 
antagonism Characteristic


 
No-ob and always being bullied 


 
they are togather in this story

  
coming soon to ur cinema...

:::Keharokkan apekah yang terjadi:::
busy with this project(busy with prs and so on yet still have time to do this moron thing miahaha)...busy think about the story line...and u guys need to busy waiting for my first movie to release miahahaha..movie la sgttt..miahaha

Selamat Pengantin BAruuuuuu!!!

today might be a special day for someone...
yes it is..
the woman is...
husna zainal...
she is the pioneer miahahaha

congratulation una!!!
thats all
hope u be the mithali punyer wife
and cepat2 dapat anak miahahaha

:::keharokkan apekah yang berlaku:::

dloo kitorang dak dak vanda pernah bet..

ko raser lepas abes skolah saper kawen dloo...

budak comel: teem do
budak kayu: aku pon raser teem
budak pailang:asal lak teem...aku raser zizan doh
budak belang: aku raser aku dloo r

seraya ramai2 berkata...hek elee...lempanggg!! miashahha

so ingatkan teem kawen dloo upernyer una miahahhaa...sorry teem kalo post ni menyinggung perasaan ko...

as the representative for vanda-is-me student would like to wish  selamat pengantin baru to una zainal..

iAllah this august we will come to ur walima tul urusss... bikin harok disane...

learn how to use the F word!!!

warning..children under 18 not allowed to read this f word entri miahahha

let we use the fo word for the f word people...

shut the fuck up

when people ask u

how are you?

u should aswer like tis

I'm fucking great!!!

if u want to say congratulation please use this word

congrate-to-fucking-lation

it all about the f word..

we all love the fucking word aitee!!

miahahahhaha

this is how you speak english in KL(malaysia)

ngahahahhaha...it is foreign languange month..maybe i'll write in english...sometimes write in mandrine,tamil,java or what so ever....

excited enough????....so do I...who said Malay can speak English very well???who said kampong boy can't speak English fluently???

politician..yeah u r damn right miahahaha...

so one day i went to KL n then this is how they talked english

... i saw one awekla...jalan2la looking for nothing la...

then i said...

guy:hey awek...want to go jalan2 n minum
awek:ok why not..i love to jalan2 n minum2...hey but sorry i dont drink teh tarik-lah....roti canai pun
guy: ok..so macam maner(nak jugak)
awek:i juz drink starbuck mochacino..and i'll eat steak<<<<[gedik bbno..BIMBO...i feel like i want to slap kuat2(miahahahaha)]
guy :so ur dad n mom are malay right
awek: uh huh...
guy:oh sayang..u eat steak,subway,drink mocha..but u still the same nasi lemak limeposen miahahahahhaa....


:::Keharokkah apekah yang terjadi:::

style la konon!! miahahaha...but u knoe what..this is how malaysian speak english..unique but relevant miahahhaa...yet..keharokkan masih terjadi miahahaha

can't wait to write in mandarin liou