:::kehar0KKan aPekah Yg tErJAdi:::

yer sedikit bz tapi masih mampu
sedikit letih tapi masih mampu
sedikit tapi masih mampu
inilah baru kehidupan

bukan tidur dan bangkit menjelang tgh ari
terpinga2..pergi makan balik bilek dan
termenung x tau nak wat per...

dan dengan kehalian baru seramai 280 orang
campur keahlian lame 100++
dan ahli keseluruhan adelah 400..
ini bukan suatu yg boleh dibanggekan
ini aderlah beban yg x tertanggung
macam mana nak bwat aktiviti 400 orang..
macam mana nak puaskan hati 400 orang
400 kepale otak + 400 ati dan perasaan.
tapi jika anda menginginkannyer maka ia bukan mustahil

bak kater alan..this week is hell
miahaha..tp seronok
inilah kehidupan yg dicari...
tidur petang zero dan
tidur malam yang lena..
terbaek dari ladang...

sorry kepade yg x terlayan
kiter date malam ni ok??
miahahaha

aku macam pernah dengo tajuk neh..
tyme aku bacer tajuk neh aku carik la
aper erk berlang tarung
macam biase pernah dengo tp apekah??

lepas tuh description dier adelah

pasangan adik beradik yang bakal menggantikan 'The Whitestripes'

 

waah itulah ahrapan seorang bapak kepader anak2nyer...miahahaha..

:::Keharokkan apekah yg terjadi:::

nikah bakal white stripe nyer???ahahaha

apekah yg terjadi miahaha

bukan banduan

enjoy aja ;)

x boleh betol aku nak menyimpan pendapat dalam kepale
raser cukup rimas menympan bebanan dalam kepale..
lalu tanper berlengah kiter exercisekan jari jemari pepagi buter gini

situasi 1

sebuah organisasi yg terdiri dari pelbagai kaum..melayu cina dan india..dan dikuasai oleh melayu yg keparat lagi haprak..pemikirannyer yg lagi sempit wlaupun mempunyai segulung master...tp dier bukanlah yahudi walaupun ader orang kater dier berperangai spt yahudi..kesian dier..x der r sampai tahap yahudi,melayu neh...

lalu organisasi ini mendapat jemputan untuk ke sebuah confrencce r kire...dan confrence ni amat penting dalam menaikkan nama organisasi tersebut..lalu disuruhnyer balacinyer yg merupakan seorang melayu yg terhormat..yg paam mengenai kemajuan tanpa sempadan warna kulit..dicanangkan kepada si haprak tuh nama yg mengandungi nama mereka yg memang terhebat dikalangan ahli2 dalam organisasi itu yg semestinyer mengandungi pelbagai warna kulit

sampai kepada haprak lalu si hgaprak berkata...saya x mo anto si gunalan ngan ah fak neh sebab dier bukan sebangsat ngan kiter...saya mahu yg pergi tuh sumer sebangsat ngan saya..boleh?

terkelu si melayu yg merupakan balaci kerhormat tuh...

perbincangan hangit


ape pendapat anda tentang situasi di atas...yer itu lah yg mungkin berlaku di negara kita...mungkin?? miahahaha kelako sahaje menggunakan perkataan mungkin...kalau yg pemikirannyer batak lagi mesti mempunyai sifat assabiyah yg melangit..dan x leh menerime lagi yg mereka harus berkongsi dengan lain2 bangsa..

kalau ditanyer kenape kiter x semaju jepun..umm x yah r jepun maju sgt..cakap jerk kenape x semaju spore....ramai yg menggeleng kepale...dan dah sangap sangat nak jawap..dorang jawap alaa sebab spore sikit senang nak urus lah bagai...

tp mereka lupe sesuatu..singapore dah lama melupakan warna kulit mereka...mereka memajukan negara mereka sebagai satu organisasi..sebagai satu negara..siapa yg terbaek akan diberi peluang..dan yg lemah perlu  menjadi terbaek untuk diberikan peluang...

saye pernah mendengar ucapan lee hsein loong dalam satu ucapan sempene ari merdeka dorang yg disampaikan dalam 3 bahase..inggeris,mandarin n malayu..seb bek x leh cakap tamil..miahahah dier berkata..dier x mahu anda dikenali sebagai cina singapore,melayu sngapore mahu pun india singapore...saya mahu anda dikenali sbg singaporean dloo...

nanti akan ada yg berkata..kalau x dibuat macam skang..maka melayu akan musnah dan pupuslah..kalau x der ketuanan melayu maka macam mana ngan melayu akan menjadi pelarian di negara sendiri lah

miahahaha...itulah pemikiran zaman purba yg diturunkan dari generasi ke generasi sehingga menjadi sebahagian dari genetic bangsa saya...dan inilah yg membunuh kemajuan bangsa saya...

eh saper cakap membunuh kemajuan..kalo x der hak istimewa maka x dapat lah ko masuk universiti

yer dan sebab ramai yg masuk universiti maka universti kiter dipandang macam skolah x der stended u lansung..x der kualiti walaupun ader kuantiti..maka ramailah yg menganggurnyer...x ker anda rase diperbodohkan...anda masuk universiti tp gagal untuk berdikari selepas keluar...kerana apa?? anda sepatutnyer x layak masuk universiti..anda masuk universiti sebab name anda melayu bukan sebab anda seorang yg layak...

dan sebab sgt mementingkan assabiyah inilah negara lambat kehadapan..dan sebab sifat assabiyah dalam sistem inilah kaum2 lain juga mengamalkan sikap assabiyah...cina menolong cina..india menolong india...tp sebenarnyer datang dari sapa...dari sistem kiter yg dah berakar yg telah ditanam oleh penjajah kolonial..dan disemarakkan lagi dengan neo-imperialism

memang Allah itu maha adil..sesiapa yang berusaha die akan dpat..dan ini juga membawa maksud..kiter haruslah berusaha menjadi yg terbaek..dah tiba masanye wahai melayu2 diluar sane..anda untuk melupakan tongkat yg telah menjadikan anda semakin lama semakin lumpuh sebab terlalu bergantung kepade tongkat...jgn takut..misalnye tongkat dilepaskan dan anda jatuh..itu adelah perkara biase..kerana orang melayu itu kuat bila dibadai..lemah bila dibuai..yakinlah anda boleh bersaing dengan kaum2 lain secara adil dan saksama tanpa memerlukan hak istimewa kerana anda bukanlah orang yg 'istimewa'..2 tgn dan 2 kaki  dan 1 otak..sama sahaja..

sudah lupakan racism yg berakar dalam kepale kiter.hari ni kite harus berdiri sebagai seorang rakyat malaysia..tp sayang 1 malaysia yg dicanangkan saban ari diselubungi dan didalangi  oleh orang2 yg berfikiran haprak..maka 1 Malaysia bakal menjadi sejarah tanpa kesan..

dah masanyer kite majukan negara kita berbanding mamjukan bangsa sendiri..terimelah hakikat wahai mereka yg tidak boleh menrima hakikat..

sekian..gwa puas...tp x puas sgt r..kalo ader speaker corner neh lagi sedap neh miahahaha

leteyh dan lelah..tp stended r leteyh kan kan
ketika leteyh menyelubingi diri..
penat tuh dah layaknnyer tok tidor berdengkot
lelap gwa terjage dek satu mesej yg chomel ;)
ouh bukan mesej itu yg nak diceritekan...
cerite laen miahahaha

masa yang berkualiti amatlah penting...
bukan kuantiti yang menajadi ukuran
contohnyer mase belajo bukanlah kuantiti yg menjadi ukuran
tp kualiti yg kiter peruntukkan

sama jugak ngan call mak
x perlu ari2
tp kalau nak ari2 pona per salahnyer
aper yg perlu adelah kualiti...

sme gak kalo bermesej-mesejan x perlu slalu
cukuplah dengan mesej yg berkualiti

aper neh asek citer pasal qualiti jerk miahaha
qualiti sangat penting ouh...
ok stop aper yg sbnonyer aku nak citer,,,









eqal kene neb sampai masuk sepital..kesian dak eqal..paru2nyer dijangkiti kuman..

 dah macam pilot jet pejuang dah miahahaha..dan gambo yg last tuh..ntah aper simbol dier bwat ntah


mendapat berite yg cucunyer masuk sepital malam kemarin..esoknyer tanpe berlengah atok mak(mak gwa) tros cuti..waaah aneh..bgitu payah nak amek cuti tibe2 cucu masuk sepital terus cuti miahahaha..

bile gwa call tanyer eqal camner...dier cakap..ummph eqal dah ok dah...dah berterumbe dah..suare dier r paling kuat skali...umm ituler eqal..sakit camner pon mesti nak maen2..miahahaa...

yer gwa pon x tau aper yg dah berlaku
ari-ari ku rasakan bergitu bersemangat sekali
kalau dulu mak ari-ari wat nescafe(sejenis kopi)
x pulak aku nak minumnyer..
bukan sebab x sedap...
tp memang bukan citarasa jamaica...

so aku dibesarkan sbgai seorang
yg benci akan segala jenis kopi
dari nescafe sehinggalah kopi jantan  dan
sehinggalah kopi janda(kami bukan nak menggoda cume nak berniaga) miahahaha...
wlopon idop dalam keluarga yg x minum kopi leh pening
tp sejak 2 menjak neh
aku dah jadik penagih
cafein....apekah yg berlaku..demm...

sumer gara..ipoh white coffee yg sedap nak mamp
tp tulah sejak minum kopi aku
berasa sungguh cargas dalam melakukan segala
xtvt...tgok petang ku bukan seorang yg lesu lagi miahaha

berjalanlah aku mencari maklumat mengenai cafien neh
bacer punyer bacer aku dapat wat kesimpulan awal
mungkin kopi leh membuatkan kiter kurus..
dier yg bgus nampaknyer..sebab




ia spt gejala meningkatkan metablism dalam badan..waah..macam besh...

tp saye aderlah peminat teh bbanding kopi samer cam dak hayqal...ouh cakap pasal hayqal arinih adelah 20 July kalau setahun yg lalu...ayesh(adek eqal telah dilahirkan) miahahah sudah genap staun dah umur dak ayesh tuh ato name manjenyer tam2 bam2 miahahaha
sebaa dier sedikit gelap tp tembam...

kalo bday anak2 sedare mesti aku kat sinih..demm tol la..

sesi pembukaan hadiah tok contest yg nih black n white contest

panjang nak diceritekan..tuannyer dah lamer dah mengepostkannyer baru arinih dapat..paperpon ingin mengucapkan terime kaseh kepade penganjur...sangat teruje..first tyme dapat adiah slepas setahun berkecimpung dalam bidang amek2 gambo..orang kg aku kater ler...so..gerenti dan pasti adiah ni akan disimpan sampai mati..so x yah cakap bnyk layan gambo

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this article not written by me..but undergo some editting work to make sure even a nerdy in this field can understand this ;)

Q:Who is pak lan?

A:Check tis out bebeh.. http://www.flickr.com/photos/paklan-the-macha/

Q: What is it about Bungagraphy?
A: it's about how to take good/better photo on flowers

Q: Is this a manual?
A: No, it's not. This is just a guide about how to approach Close ups/Macro, specifically on flowers.
This write up will cover on what you need in order to produce better-than-a-Point N Shoot photos.

Q: Are you a sifu?
A: No lah. I'm just a GWC.

Q: Then why waste doing this write up?
A: Sharing is caring. I always got these requests to take apprentice lah, do macro outing lah and blab la bla. Most of the time, I found out that the photographers themselves are not ready to venture in this genre. Some even totally out in terms of technical.

Q: So you're a sifu lah. Why so humble one?
A: If I'm a sifu, galleries would call me up to do exhibition already. As of now, even the mamaks also pay no attention to my flower photos.

Q: Then do outings lah, rather than do write up.
A: Yeah, right. So that I can drag my dry box to the taman and let everybody use my gears like those are theirs. Even memory card also have to sponsor.

Q: What is so good about flower photos?
A: Who say it's good? Flower photos are for gays. Nature close ups normally sit slightly above the snapshots at the very bottom of pyramid of photography.
If you're looking for glamor, go shoot leng lui. If you want to be a sifu fast tracked, shoot leng lui with film.

: What do I need, sifu?
A: **PAANNNGG!!!** (Give a slap). I told you I'm no sifu.

What you need:
1. Attitude
2. Gears
3. Subjects

1. Attitude
- Patience. Lots of it. Be it shooting in studio or on location. You go find some good subjects. You found it and come back tomorrow. When you arrived, it's raining cats and dogs.
Or, you already set up all your equipments. And nature loves you so much that the wind blows.
Or, you bought you subject for some studio shoot, only later you when you want to shoot, it layu already......
You need patience. And I believe it's ditto for all genres.

2. Gears
To make things simpler:
If No Money: Kit lens will do. Kit lens can also produce stunning photos if you know how to utilize it properly.
If Have Money: Invest in a flash, mini soft box and a dedicated macro lens.
If Have More Money: Full Frame bodies, 2 flashes, mini softbox and pro grade macro lens.
If Have So Much Money Until Don't Know What To Do:
- H4D 60
- Profoto strobes with big-big soft boxes and battery packs
- Hassy macro lens
- Pay me to shoot and later claim it's yours
If Lazy But Still Want to Be Sifu: Copy works from others in Facebook and paste here. Claim that those are yours.

Q. Ouch! That hurts. I thought you going to do a 100% spoon feeding thingy.
A: Yeah, right. I do spoon feeding and later you go tell everybody you learn all these by yourself. Banyak pandai......

Some Common Checklist
1. Tripod: Bring it along. Use or not use that's different issue. Don't be so lazy. You have to put some efforts in doing things, even masturbation.
2. Dust: Clear those off from your sensor and lens. We shoot small apertures here. Dust is an issue. Don't know how to clean? Sell off your gears and play kite.
3. Flash: Refer to No 2 above.
4. Your potential girl friend. If you want to impress her. Who knows, if she became kesian with you, later can bring you go check in at the hotel.....

Q: Like that ah...Aiyah, I don't have girl friend leh...
A: That also have to teach ah? Ngong koi...

Composition
In general, I usually follow the RO3. This is to bring balance to the Force, so that there will be no paksi kejahatan sitting on my photos.
Besides that, you have think in advance about these:
1. Some subjects do stand put in their environments.
2. Some have very nice stamens but ugly petals.
3. Some have very nice petals but the kambing already ate the stamens.
4. Some have nice leaves instead of the flowers.
5. Some have nice bud (not butt)

Also, most of the time, you need a secondary subject to complement the main subject. This is important if you want to convey a story or modd, metaphorically (which is my favorite).

The secondary subjects can be anything that can complement, be it a bee, wasp, other flower, leaf, cow dung, your middle finger or even your Mr. Flamingo also can.

Depth Of Field

When shooting close ups and or macros, you need to have sufficient DOFs to make your subjects stand out from the rest.
Normally, we use apertures from f8 to f11.
In some situations (i.e shooting only the stamens, which requires extreme close ups) we need to stop down untill f15 - f20.

Shutter Speed
I normally set it at the minimum of 1/100s even on tripod.
Why? Subject movements due to breeze.

Q: How do you shoot those bug in flight photos?
A: That I cannot teach you laaaa....
Simple actually:
1. Identify your bug.
2. Look for the pattern of it's movement.
3. Visualize your end product.
3. Set your camera to burst mode, AI Focus.
4. Spray and pray.

Q: OK, say we have perfect light, perfect composition, perfect DOF, everything are perfect. Do we need to PP?
A: Photography without Post Processing is like having an oral sex. It's not complete and not satisfying.

Post Processing
Most of my post processing are very minimal. I do the PP for:
1. Bring out the details
2. Enhance the colors
3. Cropping/cloning out unwanted elements (i.e out of sudden there's Sarip's Mr Flamingo hanging from the petals)
4. Watermark
It's really up to you on what software you want to use. Microsoft Paint oso can.

Q: Can I apply those tone-tone thingies in the photos? You know, like those portraits.
A: Can, can. Up to you lah. You think people care meh?


Q: Kaler™ or BnW?
A: Depends on the mood. My way is if you want to convey a negative mood (i.e despair, frustrated, etc), I'd use a BnW. If I want to convey a positive mooed (happiness, joy, etc), I'd use Kaler™. Furthermore, if I want people to call me sifu, I'd just convert to BnW, strip down all the exif and claim it's film. Easy.

Q: Can teach me how to PP ah?
A: Clever bastard. Go buy Scott Kelby books lah. RM3000 lens can buy, RM200 book cannot buy?

pernahkah anda mendengor perkataan overreact ato
dalam bahase melayunyer ialah..ntah aper ntah dalam bahase melayunyer
kalo bahase pasornyer gelabah berok...ato ader gak orang len kater
gelabah panda..gelabah cipan laut dan gelabah gile babeng...ikut mood ah nak gner maner...
buleh blako ore klate katow...

overreact kalo definisinyer mengikut kamus omputih ialah
react in a highly emotional way


ok skang mahu bertanyer...pernah mengalaminyer
keadaan dimana x der paper pon..bende leh satel
tp anda tetibe gelabah cipan laut ato overreact dalam sesuatu keadaan


demm akan memalukan diri sendiri
dan juga keluarga..tidak ketinggalan sahabat handai...
tp lepak2 sude..manusia melakukan kesilapan
belajar dari kesilapan...


mereka yg melakukan kesilapan 2 kali adelah orang yg bodoh
kater cg bukh kepade anak2 muridnyer


mandaiii jerk dier tabur ayat camtuh....

inilah rezeki..bersyukurnyer..